“The Talk” as Children have it [Gintama Fanfiction]

Kotarou and Gintoki were sitting in the yard. Gintoki was looking at the sky, and Kotarou was reading a history book. Shinsuke came there, and he had a stack of magazines under his arms. He was grinning, and Kotarou was starting to have a bad feeling about it.

“I finally found a good explanation.” he offered, as he sat down and deposited the magazines next to him.

Kotarou was glanced at the magazines, and then decided to take a closer look. Just seeing the cover he become a little red. “What are you thinking, Takasugi?”

“Don’t worry.” Shinsuke replied. “Everybody went home for lunch, and teacher accepted the Yamada’s invitation.”

“That is not what I meant!” said Kotarou.

At the same time Gintoki took one of the magazines and started to flip through it. He looked bored.

Shinsuke turned to Gintoki, still a smile on his face. “What do you think?”

“Boring.” Gintoki said, as he put the magazine back. He looked surprised at the two faces that looked at him. “What?”

“Boring?” They both asked, as they continued to look at him.

“Get a matching dresses as well. You idiot faces match already anyway.” Gintoki said. What the hell had gotten into them?

Kotarou put a hand on Gintoki. He looked serious. “Gintoki. I think it is time that we have the talk.”

“The talk?” he asked. He was starting to get weary.

Shinsuke crossed his hands in front of him. “Zura is right.”

“It is not Zura, it is Katsura.”

Gintoki rolled his eyes. “That reply just destroyed the effect, Zura.”

“It is not Zura, it is Katsura.”

“Fine, they let’s have the talk or the lecture.” Gintoki said, as he lay down. “If it will make you feel better.”

“So.” Kotarou started, red in the face. “There is some thing called gender.”

Gintoki actually looked up in disbelief. Did they really think…

“So when they get older…”

“If that is the conversation about sex and pregnancy, I already had that with teacher.” Gintoki interrupted him.

“Really?” Shinsuke asked. He was looking at him a challenging way. “Why don’t you explain it to us than?”

“Well, when two people like each other, they can decide to have sex. That includes a lot of kissing, licking, caresses, and putting penis somewhere, like in vagina. If it is between man and woman, then when the penis is in the vagina and man achieves orgasm, then the baby might start growing. And in nine months it gets born from mothers stomach.”

Gintoki looked bored at talking about it. On the other hand Shinsuke and Kotarou were getting redder and redder. Which is why when Gintoki looked at them, he stopped. “Are you guys alright?” He went and put the hand on both of their faces. “It does not look like a fiver.”

Shinsuke stood up, took the magazines, and strode off, not looking back.

Gintoki looked at Kotarou. “Zura?”

“It is Katsura.” Kotarou said, as he tried to burry himself in his history book. Gintoki decided that they were both weird.